Can u make up a limerick about a schoolboy who wants to be caned?

his first name is william - difficult to find rhyme for.Can u make up a limerick about a schoolboy who wants to be caned?
A boy I'd consider a friend


Decided to start a new trend.


His plan, he explained,


Was to get himself caned,


And that's just what he did in the end.Can u make up a limerick about a schoolboy who wants to be caned?
There was a young schoolboy in Maine,


Who had a liking for pain,


His first name was William,


Teachers wanted to kill him,


But the worst they could give was the cane!
William Gill was all of a fluster


his posterior was caned with a duster.


Just for smoking a spliff


made his legs go all skew whiff


He just stood with the strength he could muster.
A young boy called William McMacked


Dropped my antique vase and it cracked


When I brought out the cane


he said bring the pain


and bent over, ready to be smacked
the once was i boy who wanted to be caned


his mother said that his ship was un-maned


his first name was william


he was not brazillian


and yet he was still kinda tanned.





(can you tell im not so good at this?) lol
There once was a young lad called William


Who wanted to meet Terry Gilliam


And be whacked by the wag


Til he started to gag


And his pants looked like buffed Aluminium
There once was a schoolboy named William


Whose headmaster intended to cane him


Pointing to a chair


bend over there


he said to a nervous, but receptive, William
there was a little boy


and he had a little toy


who looked like lamb


and every where the lamb went


so too too did william





but one day there came


a great big dane


and william just wanted


a candy cane





so he threw the lamb


straight at the dane


and the master came


with no candy but a cane
There was a young fellow called Shane


who was addicted to receiving pain


his teacher of French


said bend over that bench


and gave him six strokes of the cane
There once was a boy called Will


Who never learned how to sit still


He was a bit thick and got hit by a stick


For him, that was a huge thrill.
his name was william


who was like helium


he laughed and laughed


he got so loud and squeaky


that the techer caned him with a Rakeyy











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My names Will what the **** people?
Being so new at school, little Willy never got to play with any tools.


One day on the school ground at recess , he broke all the rules and ended up crying with drool.


The teacher read him the riot act, sitting him in a corner and forced to wear the dunce cap.


Than the big bad paddle came out, and he got caned red on his bottom not able to sit down or take a nap.
There was a young boy called Will,


And had a dream he wanted to fulfill,


To be bent over a desk and caned,


So his status in his gang could be gained.
William was a naughty boy


his teachers thought him dumb


but william wasn't stupid at all


he just liked a red raw bum.