A boy I'd consider a friend
Decided to start a new trend.
His plan, he explained,
Was to get himself caned,
And that's just what he did in the end.Can u make up a limerick about a schoolboy who wants to be caned?
There was a young schoolboy in Maine,
Who had a liking for pain,
His first name was William,
Teachers wanted to kill him,
But the worst they could give was the cane!
William Gill was all of a fluster
his posterior was caned with a duster.
Just for smoking a spliff
made his legs go all skew whiff
He just stood with the strength he could muster.
A young boy called William McMacked
Dropped my antique vase and it cracked
When I brought out the cane
he said bring the pain
and bent over, ready to be smacked
the once was i boy who wanted to be caned
his mother said that his ship was un-maned
his first name was william
he was not brazillian
and yet he was still kinda tanned.
(can you tell im not so good at this?) lol
There once was a young lad called William
Who wanted to meet Terry Gilliam
And be whacked by the wag
Til he started to gag
And his pants looked like buffed Aluminium
There once was a schoolboy named William
Whose headmaster intended to cane him
Pointing to a chair
bend over there
he said to a nervous, but receptive, William
there was a little boy
and he had a little toy
who looked like lamb
and every where the lamb went
so too too did william
but one day there came
a great big dane
and william just wanted
a candy cane
so he threw the lamb
straight at the dane
and the master came
with no candy but a cane
There was a young fellow called Shane
who was addicted to receiving pain
his teacher of French
said bend over that bench
and gave him six strokes of the cane
There once was a boy called Will
Who never learned how to sit still
He was a bit thick and got hit by a stick
For him, that was a huge thrill.
his name was william
who was like helium
he laughed and laughed
he got so loud and squeaky
that the techer caned him with a Rakeyy
Umm DUnno %26gt;.%26lt;
My names Will what the **** people?
Being so new at school, little Willy never got to play with any tools.
One day on the school ground at recess , he broke all the rules and ended up crying with drool.
The teacher read him the riot act, sitting him in a corner and forced to wear the dunce cap.
Than the big bad paddle came out, and he got caned red on his bottom not able to sit down or take a nap.
There was a young boy called Will,
And had a dream he wanted to fulfill,
To be bent over a desk and caned,
So his status in his gang could be gained.
William was a naughty boy
his teachers thought him dumb
but william wasn't stupid at all
he just liked a red raw bum.
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